Dirty status

  1. Your lips are like wine and I wanna get drunk.
  2. If u r texting two people at the same time den u r bi textual
  3. Women need a reason to have sex while men just need a place.
  4. Sex education may be a good idea in the school but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

5.  My mother never understood the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.

6. Don’t u wish people could be like money, so u could hold them up to the sum and see which ones are fake and who are real.

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