Dirty status

  1. If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
  2. Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together
  3. There are some people in the world that give my middle finger a boner
  4. Women are like iphones u have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves.
  5. What goes in hard and pick and comes out soft and squishy ? what? Its bubble gum. Jeez, what were u thinking

 

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