- If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
- Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together
- There are some people in the world that give my middle finger a boner
- Women are like iphones u have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves.
- What goes in hard and pick and comes out soft and squishy ? what? Its bubble gum. Jeez, what were u thinking